Embarrassing, awkward, funny or silly stories or jokes?

Something childish/fun/but embarrassing I did when I was still in my early to mid teens... Don't ask me why I did it, lol, I just can't explain it haha..

One day, one of my childhood friends many years ago decided to set a dare.

"If you accept this dare... You are to dress up like an old lady and walk around the entire local shopping centre going from one end to the other..."

I thought about it a short while and then gave my friend a devilish grin and I said, "Alright, challenge accepted..."

I literally wore one of her old nannas dresses, wore an English style bo-peep Bonnet hats, had two cheeks with large blush circles applied on with an awful hot pink lipstick, some terrible $2 shade blue eyeshadow and walked the entire shopping centre with a walking cane and really shuffled along like one.

I had a mix of some strange and amused looks on people's faces...

The stupid things we do as kids lol

OMG!!!!

Why don't they allow blind people to skydive?

Because it will scare their dogs.

Well yesterday, I did something pretty impulsive and stupid. I was basically waiting for a meeting with my residence don (university and stuff). To pass the time, I was playing around with a nickel, somehow it rolled into a floormate's room(who happened to be in the same kind of meeting with my don) So, I thought I will get my nickel quickly without her catching me. Just as, I got my nickel and was about to leave, she came in after finishing off her meeting, and she saw and screamed. I apologized multiple times for that incident. So note to self, knock before you go in....

farted in class

One of the friends i was really close to took Kendo classes on Wednesday evenings many years ago. So my other friend and i decided to troll him and his entire class.
We snuck outside their window and for the entire 2 hours came up with ridiculous conversations, impersonating different voices so we sounded like passerbys.

The dialogues ranged anywhere from things like
"Bro, i think... I think i'm in love with you.."
To
"Hey man where did you keep the drugs? Did anybody see you?"
To
"Dont worry, the body is in that bushy area behind the dumpster, nobody will find it"
And
"I need to shit man, i'm just gonna go here, stand guard so no one will see me"

When he finished his class, he told us the whole class couldnt concentrate on what the teacher was teaching

Blond Jokes 1) Q: Why was the blonde happy when it took her a week to finish a puzzle?
A: Because the box said 3-5 years

2) A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
“Please state the nature of your emergency,” says the operator.
“Help! My house is on fire!” – the blonde replies.
“Okay, where do you live?”
“In a house you silly billy!” – the blonde replies.
No, no! How do we get there?” – the operator asks frustatedly.
“Duh! Big Red Truck!!”

3) Two blondes were going to Disneyland
They saw a sign that said: Disneyland left
And they started crying and went back home

4) Q: Why did the blonde throw a stick of butter out the window?
A: Because she wanted to see butterfly

I read these jokes, so I cannot take any credit for them

I don't know who Kejriwal is, but the jokes sound funny, I didn't come up with them.

Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him “do I look fat"

Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10 pm

Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in Colgate

Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips YouTube ads

Kejriwal is so honest that, he always removes USB safely

Kejriwal is so honest that, when he finds the bomb, he returns it to the terrorist

Kejriwal is so honest that, he got his wife's brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony

Kejri is so honest that, he reads and rereads the complete terms and conditions before clicking the agree box

Kejriwal is so honest that even before downloading movie from Internet, he buy tickets for that movie.

Kejriwal is so honest that, he actually “rolls on the floor laughing" when he texts ROFL

Sometimes my fancy self will drop some dark chocolate chips in my black coffee.
I keep my stash of chocolate chips in the freezer.

So I left my coffee, (because I got distracted) doing housework.

Came back to my coffee took a sip, then I felt the chocolate chip in my mouth, so I started to bite it.
But then I realize hmm, my chocolate chip should have melted by now and this is chewy...

A fly !!!

Now I never leave my drink alone

I hope that gave you a laugh!

Have a fantastic day !