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12 years 10 months ago #195459 by everywhere
不抵抗!!!!!父与子的对话:
儿子说:爸?我要去参军保卫南海!对付美**卫国家! 父亲听了一个耳光给他扇过来。
父:家人都保不了,还保卫国家?你说说美国人能抢你啥?国家啥东西需要你保卫?
子:我要保卫咱国家的土地……
父:你先说说你哪来的土地?连几十平方米的小房子都买不起,就算买得起也只有70年暂时的使用权,还土地?等你有了土地再去保卫吧!
子:美国想吞并我们…
父:你不是天天想出国吗?你同学不也是一大堆想出国吗?吞并了把出国费也省了。
子:被美国吞并了都白人说了算,中国人都成二等公民了。
父:美国选总统都是一人一票,要合并了咱中国,13亿华人对他2亿白人,谁说了算?选出来的总统到时是华人,美国人自己才不干呢。
子:美国人打过来,会颠覆我们的人民政府,我要保卫人民政府!
父:“?”(又是一记耳光),你究竟想保卫谁?国税局?财政部?发改委?证监委?卫生部?药监局?房管局?规划局?计生办?城管?还是足协?你如果想保卫这帮混蛋,看老子不打断你的腿……
子:(赌气地)我想通了,如果美国入侵,我去给美国大兵开门带路
父:“?”(又是一记耳光),白养你了,这么白痴,到时轮到你带路?领导干部早在那排队带路了。

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12 years 10 months ago #195462 by George1982
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Monopoly of power and corruption is always a stone for Chinese continous economic growth unless it will implement its political reform..

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12 years 10 months ago #195466 by everywhere

George1982 wrote: Monopoly of power and corruption is always a stone for Chinese continous economic growth unless it will implement its political reform..



what "reform" can be more thorough than letting china become the 51st state of the usa? com'on, let's be generous for once, liberate the poor chinese people under the "evil communists' rule" by sharing our nation and wealth with them.

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12 years 10 months ago #195467 by George1982
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That's what I wanna to say, give/share the social benefits/welfare with Chinese poor people and provide their basic needs.reduce the gap between wealth and poverty.

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12 years 10 months ago - 12 years 10 months ago #195468 by everywhere

George1982 wrote: That's what I wanna to say, give/share the social benefits/welfare with Chinese poor people and provide their basic needs.reduce the gap between wealth and poverty.


right, comrade george!!

i already wrote to obama and my congress person about this. u should do the same. u have the full support from an american citizen like me. =]
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12 years 10 months ago #195469 by Conrad
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毋忘六四

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12 years 10 months ago #195471 by Björn Heshig
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everywhere wrote: 不抵抗!!!!!父与子的对话:
儿子说:爸?我要去参军保卫南海!对付美**卫国家! 父亲听了一个耳光给他扇过来。
父:家人都保不了,还保卫国家?你说说美国人能抢你啥?国家啥东西需要你保卫?
子:我要保卫咱国家的土地……
父:你先说说你哪来的土地?连几十平方米的小房子都买不起,就算买得起也只有70年暂时的使用权,还土地?等你有了土地再去保卫吧!
子:美国想吞并我们…
父:你不是天天想出国吗?你同学不也是一大堆想出国吗?吞并了把出国费也省了。
子:被美国吞并了都白人说了算,中国人都成二等公民了。
父:美国选总统都是一人一票,要合并了咱中国,13亿华人对他2亿白人,谁说了算?选出来的总统到时是华人,美国人自己才不干呢。
子:美国人打过来,会颠覆我们的人民政府,我要保卫人民政府!
父:“?”(又是一记耳光),你究竟想保卫谁?国税局?财政部?发改委?证监委?卫生部?药监局?房管局?规划局?计生办?城管?还是足协?你如果想保卫这帮混蛋,看老子不打断你的腿……
子:(赌气地)我想通了,如果美国入侵,我去给美国大兵开门带路
父:“?”(又是一记耳光),白养你了,这么白痴,到时轮到你带路?领导干部早在那排队带路了。



哈哈。是事实。

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